First Competition Aftermath: What’s wrong with me and what’s in the drawer?

There’s a video floating around the internet where I’m pumping out push-ups while the two NAGA gold medals hang from my neck.  My dogs wander in and out of frame, giving me a sniff and cocking their heads at the clanging medals.  This is the extent of me ever relishing my victories in any visible form.  Maybe later in my journey I fist pump (one time), hit the mat (one time), and offer a hint of a smile (once or twice).  Really, though, I never again visibly celebrate with my medals after the day I compete.

Why?  Maybe because something is broken inside me, where I always question my success or immediately look for the next mountain to climb.  There’s been plenty of times (spoiler alert) I get my medal, pose on top of the podium or maybe a few pics with friends, and then shove my medal into my backpack.  I’m not one to strut around the venue hours after competing with a medal draped around my neck.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s just not me.  So why do I do this?  I wish I had a legitimate and deep reason.  Instead, really, I don’t know.

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After returning to training, Sam informed me that only three Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu students had so far won double gold in a tournament – me, Chris Mather, and Luis Mercado (of “To Catch a Cheater” fame).  Staring at that list and writing this later in my journey, one of those three seem out of place.  That person being…well…me.  No one ever walks into class and sees me and thinks, “Oh, that guy is a killer.”  They do that with Chris and maybe they get sucked in by Luis’ Hollywood looks, but I seem the odd man out of that group.  Yet there I was.

As Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu grew, lots more students won double gold in some capacity.  Maybe, like me, they win a Gi and No Gi gold on the same day/weekend.  Or maybe they win their division and then open class (probably never in my cards).  I thought of writing the order of distinction for this accomplishment, but my memory grows hazy.  I know Hannah did it, multiple times, including a rare triple gold.  Ruth won double gold at IBJJF Pans (twice) which may be a pinnacle of this accomplishment.  Then there’re crazy semi-naturals like Matt, Joey, and Connor.  And the list continues to grow.  Yet I still feel out of place, like I slipped in as some trivia question to throw most contestants off from the obvious answers.

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Something else happened when I won.  Prior to the competition, I mentally prepared for the slow grind to win a gold medal.  Maybe I’d win bronze or silver, but would learn from my mistakes and return to the next competition looking to move up the podium.  I didn’t expect to win gold right away, much less go undefeated for the day.

The need to win gold diminished a teeny-tiny bit.  I reached that hurdle, hung them around my neck as I gazed toward the next mountain to climb.  That next mountain, though, still stood hazy on the horizon.  I didn’t know what it was or how to define it.  I wanted to train more and work on my mistakes – dealing with spider guard, not get stuck in guillotines, what to do after I pass someone’s guard.  Even now, I really don’t recall what I did well except be smart and scrappy.  I did well passing via a basic butterfly guard pass.  I did get a submission (baseball bat choke from knee on belly).  I was aware of score and position.  I did listen to Sam.  Otherwise, I’m not sure what highlights I would hang my hat on.  Wins are wins.

I thought about hanging my medals, making a box or plaque for them.  I thought about displaying them somewhere in our apartment.  Yet that weird voice in my head started laughing.  This was a NAGA.  I’m a white belt.  I’m in my mid-30s.  This didn’t mean shit.  It was another weekend, really, as far as anyone was concerned.  It would be like hanging a trophy from a local 5K or a weekend softball league.

With that, I took off my medals and placed them in a desk drawer.  I imagined opening this drawer on occasion, staring down at their glistening color.  Maybe I’d wipe fingerprints or dust off them and refold the ribbons.  Maybe I’d heft them in my hand and remember the day I won both.  Really, though, they stayed in that drawer.  The drawer stayed close as I pulled out my credit card to sign up for the next tournament.  Here.  We.  Go.

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There’s this quote for my day job.  It goes something like this, “I’m unique, just like everyone else.”  This is how I feel in BJJ.  Yes, I may have won a gold medal, but so did many other people that day – kids, men, women, older guys like me, younger proteges, and so on.  Others will win some next week and many, many others won gold medals in the past.  It all doesn’t matter except in that first flush afterwards.  After that fades – and it fades fast – you’re left grasping for something tangible to push you to the next level or at least outside your comfort zone.

I used to think this problem was unique to me.  Again, “I’m unique, just like everyone else.”  Yet as I meet more people in this art, as I meet more people in life, this quirk – looking forward while diminishing the present – isn’t unique.  It may be uncommon, but it’s far from unique.  We work hard for something – focusing, plotting, training, reevaluating, and steadily moving forward – and once reaching it, we’re relieved to move on.  It’s all just a checkpoint, a pit stop, a goal to reach before moving onto the next rung in the ladder.  Done.  Next.

First Competition, Part 2: Gi

As I waited for my bracket to be called, a couple of teammates and Sam showed up.  I played back my first match while Sam smiled with pride.  The match wasn’t pretty.  It wasn’t exciting.  I still won.  Before I had time to fully cool down and create a new game plan, the mat coordinators called my name for the Gi bracket.

I knew I’d face the young man (Daniel) I just beat, but wasn’t sure if there’d be a fleet of other small guys as well.  Hanging near the mat, Daniel told me there was at least one other guy.  This other competitor won silver at a recent IBJJF tournament via triangle choking most of the bracket.  I didn’t look forward to having my head shoved between a guy’s legs as he yanked down on my neck, blocking off the blood to my brain.  But hey…here I was and might as well see what happens.

The other competitor arrived.  Glancing around the gymnasium in the early afternoon of late October, I realized this had to be it.  NAGA staff rolled up unused mats, took down scoreboards, and folded up tables.  Only a few mats still hosted brackets and the only people in gis were much bigger and/or not white belts.  This was it, just the three of us. 

By winning the earlier bracket I received a bye in the first round, leaving the other two to roll around for a spot in the finals.  From Daniel’s assessment of the other competitor, I expected a quick decision (via triangle choke).   What unfolded, though, was an epic match between two white belts with a modicum of jiu-jitsu.  They moved up and down, back and forth, and across the mat like two squirrels fighting over an acorn. 

I can’t remember the play-by-play of this first match, but regulation ended 2-2 without an obvious winner.  The ref decided to allow a bonus round that ended still tied, forcing a ref’s decision in favor of the guy who won silver at the recent IBJJF.  I started figuring possible scenarios.  Whoever lost would be tired when they faced me (despite the age gap).  Meanwhile, I had the chance to win more decisively in front of the finals opponent to at least gain a mental advantage.  Yes, this is how I think and strategize. 

I felt confident going into the semi-finals against Daniel.  Yet questions creeped into the back of my mind, hatching those butterflies in my stomach again.  Maybe he’d come roaring back and would throw the proverbial kitchen sink of techniques at me.  Maybe he’d go for broke and send a flying triangle my way or judo toss me into oblivion.  Maybe…maybe…maybe…

We bumped fists.  He grabbed my sleeve and collar.  I didn’t know to make counter grips and instead just stood there as he attempted a Seoi-otoshi (thanks Google).  My hips swung back on pure instinct.  At that point in time, I don’t recall learning any judo techniques and didn’t know much stand up beyond shooting for a single or double leg.  So when I say “pure instinct,” I really do mean that.

With Daniel’s back exposed after the failed attempt, Sam instructed me to take his back.  As a white belt, I had no clue about hooks or seatbelt grips or really anything to do with “taking the back.”  Surprising no one, Daniel and I scrambled around a bit until he sat back into butterfly guard.

Recognizing this position from our earlier match, my knees pushed forward and trapped his feet against his butt.  I wiggled to my left and kept hugging Daniel’s hips as if they were a life preserver.  I hopped over his knee line and landed in side control for 3 points.  He bumped and bridged, but this time grips stifled his escape attempts.

Somehow remembering a random class, I yanked out Daniel’s far lapel before swinging it around the back of his neck.  Walking my left fist tight against his throat, I popped up to knee on belly position.  While he pushed against my knee, my right hand snaked to the left side of his head and snatched at the other end of the lapel.  I cut my right knee down and around his near shoulder for a baseball choke.  With a tap, I was in the finals after logging my first tournament submission.

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Looking back, this next thought still haunts me and creeps back here and there in subsequent tournaments (spoiler alert).  For this first tournament and while standing around waiting for the finals, the day’s events started sinking in.  I’d won gold in No Gi.  I’d hit a submission.  With the finish line right around the corner, I could cruise to the end and still have a successful outing.  In other words, I started to believe silver was enough.  For a fleeting moment, the whispers of some other person needled their way into my thoughts.  They would accept second.  They would accept “good enough.”  They could accept defeat.  

Staring across the three feet of space between myself and my opponent, another voice entered the chat.  It said, “Fuck it, let’s get gold.”

I dove forward, reaching for his collar.  I threw my feet at his waist, hoping to pull him into closed guard.  I missed entirely, but was able to salvage half guard.  Sam yelled at me to dig for an under hook and bridge to my left.  I did as he said and came on top for two points and the lead.  I hugged my opponent’s legs as he tried to shove me away. Remembering the earlier pass I hit against Daniel, I shoved my opponent’s foot near his butt.  I could almost taste a decisive lead. 

Nope.

My opponent pulled his knees back and created a wall of limbs.  His hands found my sleeves as his feet found my biceps.  I was caught in spider guard.  Yet I didn’t quite know what that was, only recognizing it was hard to move and impossible to pressure forward.

If we were better white belts, the day could’ve been over for either of us.  Instead we locked horns in his spider guard for an eternity.  I couldn’t pass (mostly because I didn’t know what to do) and he couldn’t sweep me (probably because he didn’t know what to do beyond maybe one or two options I wasn’t giving him).  We danced around the mat in some untraditional waltz.  I remember pushing hard against his hooks, my belt line way over his, as we locked eyes in mutual confusion and stubbornness.

I stepped back, mostly because leaning forward felt wrong.  The hooks loosened just a bit and he jumped back to his feet.  Back at neutral, I threw myself at his body again and missed the closed guard pull.  Again I found myself in half guard.  This time, though, he kept his body leaning away.  The earlier sweep wouldn’t work.  Sam instructed me to push against him.  I came up on top.  With time winding down, up 4-0, I could feel another gold medal slipping around my neck.

My opponent forced his foot through my right elbow and knee space. Without an anchor, I never had a chance to prevent his legs from slipping around my neck and shoulders.  I stood and looked upwards while wrapping my arm around his leg to alleviate the pressure on my jugular. 

Sam yelled something I couldn’t hear.  His coach yelled something I couldn’t hear.  My opponent slid an under hook on my right ankle and I started falling.  I calculated points if he landed on top.  There would be at least two for the sweep and maybe four more for the mount, much less gravity helping him finish the triangle.

As we fell, I rolled with the momentum and came back on top.  My teammates and coach started counting down.  I could hold on for 15 seconds.  10 seconds.  5 seconds.  His coach yelled out details for an arm bar or even an omoplata.  I didn’t even know what that second one was, but I held on and kept deep breathing.

The buzzer sounded.  I won double gold in my first tournament.

I learned a lot of jiu-jitsu lessons that day, probably more than any day on the mats.  I knew I had limited knowledge of what to do after passing someone’s guard.  I found out I’m a pressure passer.  I needed to practice pulling guard safely.  I needed to protect myself from triangles.  I really had to learn how to deal with spider guard.  Finally, I found out about my potential.

Now, looking back, I needed to remember the thought I had before the finals.  Even with doubt creeping across my bones like cancer, I shook it away and believed in myself.  I told myself, “Fuck it, let’s get gold.”  That needs to be my motto.

First Competition, Part 1: No Gi

I didn’t want to go in.  While parked at a high school about an hour’s drive south of Atlanta, I watched as children wandered across the parking lot while hoisting plastic swords.  Their parents carried a pile of dirty Gis and maybe a few medals or half-eaten sandwiches.  Athletic adults streamed from pick-up trucks, minivans, SUVs, and muscle cars.  They carried gym bags and cell phones.  A few of these would be my opponent, if I could just surmount the courage to get out of the car.

I wasn’t ready.  Nerves and anxiety ran through my body like an iceberg.  Dread and neuroses whispered in the back of my head, sowing seeds of self-doubt and imposter syndrome.  A chorus of questions and “what if” scenarios and slow-motion car crashes.  These were what I needed to collar choke into submission before I could get the fuck out of this CRV.

Across the parking lot and inside a high school gym in McDonough, GA, hundreds of competitors lounged on metal bleachers as they waited to compete at NAGA (North American Grappling Association).  Some were blue belts or higher.  Others were simply bigger, older, or younger than me.  The percentage of people I’d be facing had to be relatively small, but that didn’t matter.  Inside my head lurked the unknown – full of ex-wrestlers and hyper-coordinated 30-year olds waiting to embarrass me.  It was that, the potential embarrassment, was what froze me.

I’d been training steadily for a few months, earned a couple of stripes on my white belt, and felt okay about my growth.  Not that I was tapping anybody or holding my own against many others, but I wasn’t absolutely sucking.  I wasn’t just a doormat anymore.  Now I hoped all the hard work was worth it and I wouldn’t be shamed into an early retirement.  I imagined being so horrible that I’d be a lost cause in jiu-jitsu.  I needed to overcome this mental hurdle.  I had to trust the process.

To calm myself, I grasped at advantages I have over other competitors – my brain and wife.   With my wife sitting in the driver’s seat, me in the passenger side, I puked out all my self-doubt and concerns in a blur of manic words.  She assured me I could do this.  This wasn’t much different than a soccer game or going to class or a million other moments I’d faced in life.  I continued talking, trying to sort out a game plan, to verbalize what I wanted to do, and visualize a positive outcome from the day.  This was my way of controlling the moment, not losing control of myself, my feelings, my thoughts.  It was the start of my pre-competition prep – having a game plan.  I could do this. 

And so we jumped out of the car.

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My name rang across the loud speaker.  This was it.  It was go time.  Oh shit, it’s now…like now-now?  My heart surged in my chest as I started deep breathing.  I can do this.  I can do this.  Jump in and get it over with.

It was a slightly false alarm.  No one signed up in my division.  What a shocker.  Apparently not a lot of 35 year-old, smaller men suddenly enjoy rolling around with strangers in small town gymnasiums.  The match coordinator offered two options – give up 40 lbs. and experience or move down to the adult division and possibly give up 15 years or more of aches, pains, and overall mileage.  I decided if I were to lose, I’d better lose to someone my size.  I could handle a flying arm bar, but I didn’t want to handle cracked ribs or a popped shoulder.  Bring on the kiddo(s).

Another name rang across the loud speaker.  A minute or two later a teenager trotted forward as he pulled his dark hair in a ponytail/man-bun hybrid.  Standing about my height and looking like a brisk wind gives him problems when trying to cross a street, this was definitely my opponent.  I recognized my own kind.

This was to be my only opponent in No-Gi.  As we walked towards the mats, I learned Daniel trained at a local MMA gym (Creighton MMA, a Renzo Gracie affiliate) that was friendly with my academy.  Well, at least maybe he’d take it easy on me.  Daniel looked about 16, but was around 19 or 20.  Such as is at the lower weights.  You look as old as Yoda or you look pubescent.  No in between.  We discussed  how long we’ve been training, how many tournaments we’ve competed in, and general sizing each other up through friendly questions.  He definitely had more experience in regards to training time and competitions, but he admitted to not even winning a match yet.  With my luck, I would be his first win.  We were both signed up for Gi as well, meaning we’d see each other a few minutes after our No Gi match.  I imagined losing that as well.

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They called us onto the mat.  I wore obnoxious Halloween spats while he wore a coordinated shorts and rash guard combo denoting his school and rank.  One of us was clearly taking this more seriously, at least in regards to attire.

We bumped fists and started. 

I planned to shoot for a double leg, slamming Daniel to the mat and already up two points.  Hence, in my perfect preparation, I completed a handful or reps in class when my coach (Sam) taught takedowns…which probably made me an equivalent to Jordan Burroughs.  I dove forward, head down, and probably with my eyes closed.  I didn’t throw a feint, move around to find an opening, or really change levels.  Instead I leaped forward much like someone diving off a cliff and really, really, really hoping they didn’t careen off of sharp rocks or slam into the ocean floor.  Shocking absolutely no one, I failed my first takedown attempt. 

Daniel sprawled back, slithered his hands around my head, and slapped on a guillotine.  His legs whipped around me, leaving me contemplating my very existence, my place in life, and what the hell I was doing stuck in the armpit of some 20 year-old kid.  I figured if I tapped, at least it would be painless.  No shoulder pop or arm break or ankle lock.  I mean, at least I beat the guys on the couch.  At least I faced my fears.  At least I showed up. 

Then something happened.  Something that ends up happening in every one of my matches to this day.  Something wakes up inside of me.  I can dread being there.  I can wish to be anywhere else.  I can question all my life choices.  Yet for some reason an F-it vibe surges through my body.  Fuck it, let’s make this a fight.

I stood up in tripod and grabbed his elbow.  I pulled and yanked until my head popped loose.  He switched my head to the other side, but I shrugged.  The guillotine slid on, but not as tight as the other side.  If I could escape once, I could escape again.  I did.

I couldn’t afford a third guillotine and avoided it by sliding my hips back and out of reach of his arms and improvised a Sao Paulo pass – the last technique I remembered learning for this situation.  His legs popped open.  I was in half guard.  Another chunk of muscle memory flexed.  I slid my leg loose and cross-faced him.  Three points for the pass.  He shrimped and bridged, but couldn’t break my clasped hands.  I’d nailed him into the mat.

The ref warned me about stalling.  I didn’t feel I was stalling, per se.  I simply didn’t know what to do next.  I was up a few points, had plenty of time on the clock, and didn’t want to choke away the match.  So what do I do next?

Sam was still fighting traffic and couldn’t remind me of dozens of side control attacks we’d covered in class. So I relaxed my death grip, allowing Daniel to put me back into his half guard.  I passed again after he switched to butterfly and I hopped around his legs back to side control.  Three more points.  Again, I had no clue what to do next.  So I held him with all I had in me, my biceps grinding into his face.  The muscles in my forearms burning.  I was warned for stalling, again.

I relaxed again and Daniel slithered free.  My wife called out the time, close enough that gold started glistening in the distance.  My opponent dove for a guillotine again.  I fought off his hands and pushed him to the ground.  He whipped his legs around me to closed guard as time ended.  I won my first gold medal.

September 8, 2016:  Stripe 2, the Sequel  (From Scraps to Prey)

With my first competition approaching, my eyes moved away from the roll of tape at the back of the academy.  I stopped calculating the days, weeks, months, and classes since my last promotion.  I ceased measuring myself against others receiving stripes before or after me.  I simply focused on attending more classes.

I evaluated my life, my goals, and my job to eke out a bit more mat time.  I would sneak out for a long lunch a couple times a week or cling to a morning latte to drag me through the day.  I even rearranged my gym workouts to best maximize recovery and stop pushing myself to get bigger and stronger.  Instead I sought out endurance, mobility, and athleticism.

The increase in training, though, came with a price.  I woke up stiff and sore.  Bruises covered my shins, face, and arms.  Some days I walked through a cloud of fog from sleep deprivation while the morning latte did nothing except make me shit.  Yet I kept chugging along like some tiny train engine.  My goals were my goals.

To combat my battered body, I started taking more vitamins, minerals and supplements (Glucosamine, Fish Oil, BCAAs, etc.; just to clarify this last statement for PED-reasons).  My joints stopped hurting, which may have been the vitamins or learning to tap before I really, really needed to (a nice tightrope to walk).  As far as other benefits (maintaining or gaining strength, stamina, height, a chiseled jaw, fuzzier chest), I’m not sure.  At this point, I’m too afraid to purge the supplements from my system and wake up feeling like roadkill.  Hell, half the time I hurt anyway.  So would ceasing my consumption of supplements make my body fall apart like some rusting jalopy?  I don’t know.  Instead I drank a lot of water, took my pills, and tiptoed along the line of over-training.

Was all of this – soreness, pills, supplements, tiredness – called an addiction?

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If this sounds like addiction…I’m aware.  At some point in those months/weeks, I became addicted to jiu-jitsu in the same way I grow addicted to anything in my life (soccer, reading, writing, my career, etc.).  As my wife describes me, “There’s no gray, it’s all black or white.”  All the way in or all the way out.

I think of it more as resource allocation.  I could dabble.  I could take more time to get good at something.  I could pop in and out from soccer teams or jiu-jitsu or a million other pursuits.  Quite simply, I could do less jiu-jitsu.

To me, though, dabbling reminded me of the wannabe cool guy that kinda-sorta attended graduate school, but never decided on a thesis.  He thought about doing the whole Peace Corps thing, but was going through a bad breakup at the time.  He’s working on his real estate license, but also wants to join a David Bowie cover band as the lead guitarist.  He started collected vintage records, but then got really into online gaming.  They’re all over the place and never follow through with anything.  They glom onto the next kinda-sorta cool thing and vaguely associate with everything.  I’m not that sort of person.

Instead, I become obsessive.  Yet, I’d hoped my obsessive days were behind me.  I’d quit soccer.  I was writing steadily.  I had a new job with a high ceiling of potential.  I was an adult with a 401(k), a mortgage, and a life.  Martial arts (and jiu-jitsu) was to be a hobby.  A HOBBY DAMMIT!!

As a one stripe white belt, I threw myself into training pretty much every day while absorbing motivational quotes about jiu-jitsu.  It changed my life.  It’s the art that makes a smaller person a warrior.  Better to be a warrior in the garden… Blah, blah, blah.

Nonetheless, the obsession led to at least one obvious thing…improvement and that’s what I wanted.

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Before I knew it, Sam called my name again at the end of class.  I wish it was more like the Price is Right (“Tom…come on down…”) and in my memory it does resemble the excitement of bidding for a new washer and drier or spinning the big wheel.  Instead, though, it was much tamer.  Sweaty and red-faced, I looked confused until Sam repeated my name.  Of course I could blame the Atlanta heat, but I held true to an earlier post about never jumping up when I first heard my name called by my professor/head instructor.

A strip of tape dangled from Sam’s fingers.  This thin piece of sticky, white fabric would soon join its older sibling on my white belt.  This time, though, I didn’t care.  It wasn’t why I trained or kept showing up.  My focus had shifted.  A more Zen-like (or urgent) reason permeated my training.  I wanted to survive and maybe thrive in a competition.  I wanted to get good at jiu-jitsu. Whatever that meant in my mid-30s.

That isn’t to say I didn’t appreciate the acknowledgement of my hard work.  It also didn’t mean that I was ready for blue belt or could throw myself into an intermediate No-Gi division (yet).  It just meant I no longer focused on belts or stripes to gauge my improvements.  Instead, I saw and see stripes as recognition and encouragement of my time and efforts.

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At two stripes, I realized I was no longer at the very bottom of the totem pole.  Yes, the ground still beckoned, but I had improved.  Students that didn’t train as often or as hard, ones that started before me, I could hold my own or even surprise with a kinda-sorta sweep or a kinda-sorta pass.  What exactly those sweeps or passes were?  I’m not sure.  Instead I just kinda-sorta did some jiu-jitsu stuff and found myself in good spots.

I started surviving against people that usually battered me like a cat playing with a kitten.  I remember getting spinning arm barred every few seconds against a blue belt (Greg).  That stopped happening.  I kept my elbows in when they inevitably passed my guard.  I could endure defensively, not letting them get a choke or prevent them from getting my back.  I knew what they needed to submit me, so I focused on not letting them get those things.  Although small, these improvements felt important.  After being the scraps fed to others, I started becoming actual prey.

August 6, 2016: My mouth writing checks I’m not so sure I can cash

Competition is a large part of jiu-jitsu.  Scratch that.  It’s a huge part of jiu-jitsu.  By the time you’re a colored belt, inevitably people ask whether you compete, have competed, thought about competing, are related to someone that competes, and so on.  With the volume of available tournaments, rule sets, team trophies, individual medals, semi-pro or pro fight promotions, sponsorship opportunities, YouTube clips, Instagram highlights, streaming events, and the list keeps growing – for better or worse (and no matter your opinion on this matter) competition is entwined with the jiu-jitsu culture.  That’s not to say competing is necessary in one’s journey, but the chances are high that either you, your buddy, or someone in your academy will get bit by the competition bug or (at the least) decide to throw their Gi or spats in the ring and shoot for a gold medal.

For me, I wanted to leave my competition days behind me.  I grew tired of coming home sweaty, bruised, and either aggravated or mildly discontent from a soccer game.  I’d hung up my cleats, tossed my shin guards, and donated all my remaining soccer equipment to Goodwill.  I was done with trying to outscore, outclass, or outperform anybody else.  I wanted something more “zen” and intrinsic.  I wanted a good workout that kept my mind and body engaged.  Hence…a martial art and not soccer or dodgeball or darts or even ping-pong.

Little did I know how integral competition was woven into the sweaty fabric of our sport.  We measure ourselves constantly.  Whether in a more literal sense – “That dude is big…he’ll probably smash me” – or more individually when we roll with each other and try to outscore, outclass, and outperform our partners.  It provides a focus for improvement.  We compete – positioning, timing, reactions – to craft our abilities on the mat.  Without that feedback, and much like the more traditional martial arts we poke fun at, we’re just rolling around the mat by ourselves.  Hence competition can be good.

Yet competition is scary.  In tournaments, we rarely know our competitor or what they have in store for us (as they rub their hands together like some telenovela villain).  Everyone is watching and judging and maybe about to post something crazy on YouTube because of you.  There might be a horrible injury (worst way to lose) or a bullshit call that sways an important match (relatively less crappy way to lose).  Yet you may win it all, outperforming your own expectations.  Maybe you finally hit that move you’ve been drilling for months.  Or maybe you simply make new friends over a pizza binge eating contest.  No matter what, though, it’s nice to know (at the minimum) what competing is all about.

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My first jiu-jitsu tournament experience was when a number of my teammates competed at a local event in Georgia (New Breed).  Just a couple of months after I joined, I went to support them while having zero plans on competing then or in the future.  I forget all the people who competed that day, but it was around eight teammates.  Yet way more than eight went to cheer them on, film their matches, coach them, and be there for all the ups and downs.  A few won.  A few lost.  The results really don’t matter, despite that sounding disingenuous when you tell a friend/teammate.  It’s more about being there for each other, riding the rollercoaster of emotions together.  Yelling and cheering, hugging and comforting.  No matter what happens, there’s tomorrow and there’s the memories being made.

As I rode the euphoria surrounding that whole event, I realized the difference from my experiences in soccer where the match ends and everyone shuffles off the pitch as another team trots in.  You yank off your sweaty shin guards, toss your cleats in your bag, and head home or maybe to another pitch if you play on multiple teams (which I did).  If you won, maybe you stayed excited for a goal you scored or a particular move or assist you hit.  Otherwise wins and losses largely didn’t matter and no one handed out medals or trophies at the end of the day (or even at the end of the season).  There was certainly no podium pics to post on Instagram.

I spent the whole day standing in a small town rec center, power walking from one mat to another, trying to shoulder my way through the crowds to watch my teammates, and kinda-sorta understanding what was going on.  I remember watching a big purple belt demolish the open No-Gi division.  People talked about him like he was some sort of god.  In a way, or at least on that day, he reminded me of some Greek hero.  Honestly, I felt overwhelmed, a little intimidated by all these tough looking guys and gals.  They jumped around as they warmed up or paced the edges of the gym like stalking tigers.  They ran out onto the mats or performed some hand gestures before stepping forward when the refs called them.  It was all so…impressive.  Even people that didn’t do as well impressed me.  They fought hard and gave everything they had, coming off the mat red-faced and sweating and mostly smiling even if they lost.

As the day ended, or at least for me and my teammates, my back and feet hurt from standing, my voice just about disappeared from yelling so much, and my heart couldn’t take watching another bracket.  It was then that the emotions of the day swept me up in a promise I probably shouldn’t have made.  It was to either Matt or Matt who I made my promise.  Either it was Matt (Shand) who demolished everyone at white belt or Matt (DeLeon) who slammed his head into his opponents’ chests as he folded them in half and passed their guard via a vicious and now notorious double-under pass.  Either way, fateful words flowed from my lips.  “Count me in for the next one.”

Let’s think about this for a second.  There was exactly one stripe on my white belt at the time.  One.  Not four or three or even two.  One.  It was a white belt.  I was 35 at the time and still 137-139 lbs.  I had been training for about two or three months total.  In other words, I was clearly a future world class competitor.  No doubt about it.

Once the promise sank into my conscious and I realized I couldn’t back down, butterflies hatched in my stomach.  What the hell was I thinking?  What did my mouth get me into?  What had I just committed to?

Because I was scared, I promptly signed up and paid for both Gi and No Gi divisions at an upcoming NAGA.  I was locked in now.  Sure, I could request a refund.  Yet I knew if I backed out, squirmed my way around the commitment, made some excuse…I would be one of those guys.  The guys who always have a reason to duck a competition (“I haven’t been sleeping well.” “Something vague came up at work.”  “This hangnail has been really bothering me.”).  The guy that talks a big game, but never backs it up (“Dude, I could totally dominate my division, I just hate the ruleset”).  The guy who thinks he’s a black belt, but really he doesn’t know shit (“I would do XYZ to that guy”).  The sort of guy I grew to loathe as I continued my jiu-jitsu journey.  In short, I knew if I ran from this, I’d continue running from the challenge.  So I didn’t run.

Instead I did what I always do.  I created a plan of action.  I cannonballed into jiu-jitsu.  As my wife likes to say,  “You’re either all the way in or all the way out.  There is no gray with you.”  It was this moment I jumped into the deep end.  At least for this tournament.

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So what was my plan of action?  I trained as much as I could, attending classes 4-5 times a week (up from 2-3).  I worked on learning how to jiu-jitsu at all.  Let’s not forget I was a one stripe white belt and had no “game” to speak of.  At the least, I would go down swinging.  My plan was, quite simply, to “suck less” (to paraphrase one T Driskell).  With any of my plans of action, this provided focus.

This also meant, of course, buying more Gis and especially an awesome competition Gi.  At the very least, on game day, I would look the part.

July 5, 2016: The First Stripe is the Hardest

At this point in my life (circa 2016), training jiu-jitsu came secondary and probably tertiary (if that) to other aspects of my life.  In May 2016, my priorities were something along the lines of wife and dog, a growing career trajectory, and gym fitness.  Secondary interests such as food festivals or wine clubs, travel or exploring new cities (especially ones we just moved to), and even exciting TV shoes like Game of Thrones all came before concentrating on martial arts such as jiu-jitsu.

Two days after joining Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu, my wife and I traveled to Europe for the remainder of the month.  It was a trip we’d planned for over a year, maybe even years.  I know we talked about it since forever, finally taking the leap to wander London, Berlin, Munich, Venice, and Rome (with an accidental stop in Iceland).  I worried about finding weights gyms, figuring out hotel room workouts, and generally keeping active as we ingested fish and chips, doughy pretzels, gallons of wine, some gelato, lots of cappuccinos with croissants, and various other European foods.  We biked.  We hiked.  We generally kept moving.  One thing definitely didn’t stress me out – taking time away from jiu-jitsu. It wasn’t even a back burner thought.

In fact, as I watched YouTube videos of basic self-defense jiu-jitsu, I started wondering if I made a mistake signing up for jiu-jitsu memberships.  Sitting in a mosquito-infested hotel in Florence, I wrote out an email or two – that I never sent – asking to drop my memberships.  What was I getting into?  Did I really care about jumping into another physical pastime (after my semi-obsessive recreational soccer run)?  

I hesitate to write “sport” in reference to jiu-jitsu, as I didn’t see it as a “sporting” venture.  I saw it as an option to keep me active outside the weights gym and a possible lifelong hobby.  I never planned to compete in jiu-jitsu.  I didn’t know there was a “sporting” element to it.  Still so new and after attending only a couple of classes prior to departing to Europe, rolling was still a foreign concept.  That’s how little I knew about jiu-jitsu.

I knew nothing. Less than nothing. I barely understood that jiu-jitsu didn’t involve striking in any manner. That first month, though, I epitomized “a stupid white belt” by exposing my neck, rolling away and showing my back when someone strolled around/through my guard, flailing around in fruitless attempts at pin escapes, and shoving against shoulders which turned into wrist locks (“Ruth-locks”).  The first month served as a brutal introduction to the large mountain I hoped to climb. The journey of a million taps starting with hundreds in the first month.

A couple of weeks in, I rolled with Sam.  He flowed and let me move.  I knew, even then, he was testing my growth.  He was looking to see what moves I’d retained.  If I could move around with some sense of awareness.  What sort of innate talent – whether a natural born killer or even simply a will to not be dominated by another human – lay inside this small, mid-30s guy?  Well…I can tell you…not much.

The first time I rolled with Sam, I froze.  I’d grown accustomed to defending attacks from all angles – covering my throat, attaching my elbows to my ribs, tucking my chin, shrimping to escape, clinging to closed guard with all hope, and otherwise becoming a turtle encased in plexi-glass.  I didn’t know how to attack, what to attack, why to attack.  I learned to be reactive, countering or attempting to counter my rolling partners’ movements.  That didn’t work when someone was looking for improvement.

With my inaction, I failed my first stripe test. I knew it as he didn’t call my name after class and instead handed out stripes to others. The same thing happened the next class and the following.  Others were promoted, while I stayed without a single stripe on my drooping white belt.  I wondered when or even if there would be a next chance.  I only knew I would keep showing up and force him to call my name, even if it took months.

Days passed. Sam continued calling others’ names. Others passed me, getting their first stripe or even their second before I even received my first.  One evening, Sam finally called my name.  This was it, my first step towards my black belt.  All the sweat and hard work was worth it.  Yet, when I stood up, Sam looked confused.  I had misheard.  Sam had called someone else’s name.  They strolled forward and wrapped another stripe I thought was mine around the end of their white belt.

Red-faced and hoping everyone thought I was stretching out a cramp, I sat down before making the moment more awkward.  Now, to be fair to me, their name vaguely sounds like my own.  To this day, I still don’t stand for any promotions until Sam or others say my name twice and look directly at me.  Then and only then, I’ll hesitantly stand up as I fake a bit of surprise like someone receiving an Oscar or Grammy when they didn’t prepare an acceptance speech.

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After a bit, I stopped expecting that first promotion.  I gave up in a way.  Yet in my stubborn and possibly stupid ways, I doubled my efforts just to spite a hopeless situation.  I kept coming to class and working, grinding, getting devoured by others, and maybe surviving much longer than expected. My routine of attending classes every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday became…well…a routine and I stopped caring about a piece of tape on my belt.  At least I stopped expecting to be called.

Then a couple more weeks passed and Sam rolled with me again.  This time, though, I had a plan.  It was the same plan as any other roll which is to do things vaguely resembling jiu-jitsu. I didn’t freeze with Sam just because I knew he could easily cast aside my lame attempts at attacks.  Which he did, but I kept attacking. I kept surviving. I kept trying.

On July 5th, 2016, Sam called my name. As par, I didn’t stand up right away. He called my name twice and looked right at me.  I tried to pretend that first promotion didn’t matter.  It did.  Sweaty, beat up, and drained, I sauntered across the mat to receive my first promotion.  As Sam twisted the strip of tape around the end of my white belt, he whispered words of encouragement about continuing to try new techniques and working hard.  He gave me a hug and made his usual speech after class about being patient and putting in the work.  I zoned off because I couldn’t stop staring at my single stripe.

That night I hung my belt over the end of our couch  Rachelle saw it the next morning and could tell it meant a lot to me.  The first stripe is the hardest.  It means the most because it means the journey of improvement officially starts.

Why I Joined Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu: May through June 2016

I did join Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu.  I also joined two other gyms at the same time, imagining this progressive schedule of Muay Thai, Jeet Kune Do, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and maybe Kali in a hybrid of self-weaponization.  What was I preparing for?  I guess after moving to Atlanta, I was preparing for an inevitable apocalypse in which only our bodies and sticks would be available for self-defense.  Either that or I’m bad with money and saying “no” to things (guess which is the more likely scenario).  To add to the legitimacy of my decision making skills, I also decided to travel to Europe for almost a full month after signing these contracts and letting them auto-charge for the month I was eating calzones and schnitzel. You know, instead of “thinking it over” and signing contracts once I came back to the U.S.

I remember a distinct moment in Florence, Italy.  Early in the morning, with soft rays of sunshine seeping through ancient shutters and a fresh layer of mosquito bites covering me and Rachelle, I decided to drop at least one academy.  I talked through the pros/cons with my wife while she feigned interest between snooze alarms.  I picked the one offering less Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu classes.  With a quick email on spotty Italian Wi-Fi, I asked to be released from my contract.  They were amendable and refunded me a few dollars, but overall released me from my contract as a whole.  Now I stood on two academy memberships.

After returning to Atlanta, I attended both places for a time.  Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays I attended Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu.  On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, I went to a different academy for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.  This lasted about a month.  At Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu, I grew intimidated by the thought of rolling against anybody, so I focused on attending the introductory classes for that first month.  I hoped to acquire a bevy of techniques in my arsenal before jumping into the more advanced class, just in time to show off my newly honed grappling prowess.

At the other place, rolling was part of the introductory class.  With large men hurling their bodies at me, I found myself using the techniques I learned at Buckhead.  They worked.  I passed guards, whipped on triangles, and otherwise surprised myself and my partners.

Yet, I also didn’t feel I learned much at this second place. White belts were shown a single, very situational technique and then told to drill in the corner with very little oversight or instruction to hone details and deter bad habits.  When we did roll, even against blue belts and upper white belts (3 or 4 stripes), I did fine or even better than fine as I shocked them with submissions and movement.  Maybe I was a natural.  Maybe this would be easier than I thought.  Maybe BJJ wasn’t as hard as advertised.  In retrospect, I was probably more athletic and aggressive.

Full of confidence, I returned to Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu and leaped into the regular class like a flying triangle.  Surely the difference between one academy and another wouldn’t be that striking.  Surely I was some sort of savant and would prove I could dominate wherever I landed.  Matched with an upper blue belt my size – with a bit less muscle, but more hair (let’s call him “Greg”) – I pulled him to my closed guard and started throwing my legs towards his neck.  He blocked them and tossed my legs to the mat.  In a blink he landed on my side and with a bony knee in my stomach and a forearm shoved against my cheek.  In another blink he spun around me for an arm bar.  I tapped.  We reset and I pulled closed guard again.  I held him there, but really didn’t do much except not open my legs as if squeezing him would suck away his will to live.  My ankles popped opened as I tried to bump sweep him because that was the move of the day and I felt it was better than clinging to closed guard with all my will.  The moment my legs opened, Greg danced over my legs and to my side again.  I wouldn’t fall for the spinning arm bar again. I had him solved.  So I rolled away, but he appeared on my back.  His fingers looped around my collar and I was choking.  I tapped.  Okay, maybe he was some savant as well.  I mean his blue belt had a million faded stripes and I was still new to all of this.  Time for the next match-up.

So it went as the journey of a million taps started.  With a blue belt lady.  With a three stripe white belt.  With a two stripe white belt.  With a different blue belt.  It didn’t matter.  I was at the bottom of the heap and squinting way up the mountain.  That night, I emailed the other place and quit.  I didn’t care that they’d charge my card for another two months of classes.  I was done.  I knew the path to take and it wasn’t the easy path.

May 3, 2016: The First Day

Soccer was no more.  For the last decade or so, I’d played recreational adult soccer in various forms.  In Alaska, it was indoor arenas with turf and modified rules.  For a few short months of the year, we exposed our skin to mosquitos and the midnight sun as we played on pitches pockmarked with potholes and slanted fields.  After moving to Seattle, I bounced around teams and various turf-covered outdoor and indoor venues.  As I approached my mid-30s, my back and knees and ankles reminded me that the clock was ticking on my joints.  When we moved to Atlanta, I decided to stop playing.  Full stop.

Where did that leave me?  I could always redouble my efforts in the gym, but I knew my motivation waned when I lacked clear goals for strength and conditioning.  I didn’t want to join a bowling league or take up golf or even ultimate frisbee.  I tried some hipster games such as kickball and dodgeball.  They were fun, but not something I saw myself wanting to play long-term.  So where did that leave me?

My stepdad grew up on hearty dosages of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.  As an adult, he bounced between various martial arts as he semi-obsessively sought a black belt.  He broke his ribs and suffered a concussion from competitive Taekwondo.  He practiced chopping through boards or stretching his groin for high kicks.  He meditated and worked on completing handstands.  Meanwhile, I lifted weights and played soccer and mostly assumed I’d tackle him and punch him in the face if I needed to.  Did I know that would work?  Not really. Although I did take legit boxing and Muay Thai classes in college after watching Fight Club.  So that had to count for something.  Bob and weave.  Jab, jab, cross.

Really, though, I saw my stepdad – this middle-aged guy with a slight build and a better brain than body – straining to become relatively dangerous.  Honestly, I didn’t really believe he’d amount to much in a legit scrap.  So what would make me any different?  Now in my 30s, I had to be honest and realize I wasn’t much different than my stepdad when he started his martial arts journey (granted he started it in his late 40s).  We were relatively the same size and the main difference in weight was because I lifted weights and he didn’t.  Was I just repeating my stepdad’s path?

I knew I didn’t want to join some bullshit academy that warded off attackers with harnessed auras and Zen.  I understood to fight was to get dirty and bloody and possibly hurt.  Like I said, I did some striking in college.  I came home with bruised eyes and split lips, but with time I improved.  I knew I could hold my own when boxing gloves came out in my fraternity and we “playfully” took swings at each other.  I knew I could bob and weave and duck or redirect a punch before landing a jab or a hook to the ribs.  Is this the path I wanted to continue?

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I knew nothing about jiu-jitsu.  I’m serious.  Except for vague recollections of early UFCs, I didn’t know it was a grappling based art.  I figured all Martial Arts (capitalized to make this seem a serious endeavor) were approximately the same – Katas, heavy bags, focus mitts, Gis and belts, and some vague lineage back to pre-firearms combat.  I imagined joining a place that offered a variety of classes, allowing students to become well-rounded Martial Artists.  That’s the kind of place I kinda-sorta-for-a-short-time joined in Seattle.

I learned some Kali.  I learned some Jeet Kune Do.  I remembered my boxing and Muay Thai days, but didn’t want to repeat that path.  I attended maybe three BJJ classes where I barely recall what I learned.  It was all Greek to me.  Yet this is the sort of place I imagined joining when I moved to Atlanta.

Something about jiu-jitsu stuck with me as I started researching Martial Arts.  I didn’t want to get hoodwinked by a place that taught me to “Hadouken” my way through a fight.  Instead, I was drawn in by UFC highlights and the machine gun energy of Rener Gracie.  I researched BJJ in the Atlanta area.  Two options offered a variety of classes (Jeet Kune Do, Kung Fu, BJJ, etc.), but they were also a daunting drive from my apartment.  There was also Alliance Headquarters, the home of a 10X (at the time) world championship team.  I didn’t even know what that meant, but it actually scared me away.  I imagined Cobra Kai and “bowing to your Sensei.” I wasn’t looking to make BJJ a full-time, super competitive thing.  This left me researching options closer to my apartment.

That’s how I found Buckhead Jiu-Jitsu.  It’s funny now, in retrospect, to think about that first interaction.  I’m sure Martial Arts academy owners get contacted by hundreds of flakes, fakes, and crazies.  How many of them actually end up joining?  Yet Professor Samuel (Sam) Joseph promptly replied to my email and encouraged me to swing by when I got the chance.

When I did get the chance, Sam was more interested in discussing the finer plot nuances of Game of Thrones than giving me a sales pitch. Not that he didn’t make me feel comfortable as he told me to make myself at home before giving me a brief tour and asking whether I needed to borrow a Gi. With full confidence, I explained I was covered there.  I’d spent $120 on a thin Judo Gi that had no discernible tags or brands. It was a bit outside my budget at the time, but I assumed it would last months if not years. This might be the first and last picture of me in that Gi.

As class time approached, I sat against the wall and watched everyone chatting with their friends, making jokes, and otherwise acting like this was the only place they wished to be.  Others came up to me and introduced themselves. They asked if I had any other Martial Arts experience.  I explained my sojourn into boxing and an even shorter journey in Muay Thai.  There was also my 1.5 years of high school wrestling where I won a total of 2 matches and otherwise had no clue what was going on as I was manhandled by sweaty adolescents in sweatier singlets who were much more aggressive and confident than I was on many fronts.  I avoided that last bit of personal history.

They saw my Gi and asked about Judo.  I just shook my head and admired their sleek, jiu-jitsu Gis with patches of Adventure Time characters or colors other than white (black!).  I knew if I were to continue this journey, I’d have to upgrade my Gi style. #dressforsuccess

What struck me most was the openness of the academy. So many names and handshakes and smiles and encouragement. At this point, all the names and faces were a blur, except I was quickly marked as a newbie – my first day. The whole experience seemed different from the online articles that described day-after-day of ass-whoopings that killed your ego until the only thing left was the husk of whatever really drove you forward.  This was far from that, although the ass-whoopings would come (spoiler alert).

As this was intro class with no drilling, I was paired with a lanky blue belt whose name I immediately forgot (sorry, Stuart, but you know how it is).  He was patient in explaining and reexplaining the details of the move (I believe it was arm bar day, but it might have been triangles). I questioned the whole process as I had a grown man between my legs and was asked to manipulate his body (which I despise touching and being touched already) to apply the move.

Yet there was something rewarding for completing the move correctly. “Yes, very nice,” Sam said as he meandered through the pairs sprawled across the mats. With repetitions and steady prompting by my partner, I stopped poking him in the eye and slapping him with my feet.  I was getting it!  This jiu-jitsu thing wasn’t that hard.  It just took reps after reps after reps. That’s it. Simple. When was the next class? What would we learn next?

That night, coming home stinking of another man’s essence, I tried showing my wife what I learned.  I couldn’t.  I’d already lost vital details to make it work.  “Sorry honey, I think I’m supposed to…that’s not it. Maybe…oh that’s your ear.  Sorry.  I’ll work on it.”

I promised to come back for the next Intro class, as soon as I researched better Gis online and decided I wasn’t bold enough for a black Gi (yet).  I did get overnight delivery on a sleek white Fuji Gi with blue accents.  And so it started.